After Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin finished their conference at Yalta, they went on a sightseeing flight to the Black Sea.
No sooner than they'd taken off, a devil jumped onto the airplane's wing and started to destroy the engine. Churchill kept his cool and began to negotiate.
"Sir, if you'll stop that, I'll give you a seat in the House of Lords."
The devil, however, refused to listen. A few minutes later, Roosevelt said to the devil,
"Hey, you, yes, you. If you'll stop, I'll give you as much Californian farmland and new Packard cars as you want."
But the devil continued to destroy the engines. At this point, Stalin gently shouted,
"Hey, you fuckwad, if you don't stop that right now I'll throw you into the
kolkhoz!"
At the moment the devil heard those words, it flew away, never to be seen again.
From the kolkhoz
that even the devil fears.
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